George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....