face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....