140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...