If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.