Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!