Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...