Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...