Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Mother-in-law burial
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Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
La Machine
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I think I need a pair of glasses
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The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...