George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...