Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...