Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...