Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...