One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...