Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...