George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
What should I do then?
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I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Stock market report
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Results of damage testing
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Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...