Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...