Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...