This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...