The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...