Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...