The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...