New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
seven course meal
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Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...