yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...