Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...