Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...