First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...