~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...