Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...