Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...