Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...