Boarding from what gate?
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How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...