Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”