Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...