Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...