The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...