Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...