Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...