Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.