The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...