At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...