The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...