The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...