What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
I only ordered a double
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...