M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...