Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...