What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!