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Never argue with kids
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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Dating hints for men
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Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...