Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.