Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...