When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...